thisnameisquitemanly:

kuriboh:

jonopoly:

We almost just died omfg the train got derailed look at that fucking bar sticking out of the floor

SYDNEY FUCKING PUBLIC FUCKING TRANSPORT

in australia even inanimate objects try to kill you

thisnameisquitemanly:

kuriboh:

jonopoly:

We almost just died omfg the train got derailed look at that fucking bar sticking out of the floor

SYDNEY FUCKING PUBLIC FUCKING TRANSPORT

in australia even inanimate objects try to kill you

sweetcheeksaremadeofthese:

chloridecleansing:

shakespearwasaflirt:

allkillernofiller:

@spencerjamesmith SENT ME THIS??? IS THIS THE MANGO THAT WENT MISSING???? WHATS GOING ON

WHY IS THIS IN MELBOURNE WHAT???????

??? HOW DID A GIANT MANGO GET FROM QUEENSLAND TO MELBOURNE?? IT’S LIKE 10 METRES TALL (32 feet) & THE DISTANCE FROM WHERE IT WAS TO HERE IS OVER 1,500 KILOMETRES (930 Miles) 

What the fuck is happening

sweetcheeksaremadeofthese:

chloridecleansing:

shakespearwasaflirt:

allkillernofiller:

@spencerjamesmith SENT ME THIS??? IS THIS THE MANGO THAT WENT MISSING???? WHATS GOING ON

WHY IS THIS IN MELBOURNE WHAT???????

??? HOW DID A GIANT MANGO GET FROM QUEENSLAND TO MELBOURNE?? IT’S LIKE 10 METRES TALL (32 feet) & THE DISTANCE FROM WHERE IT WAS TO HERE IS OVER 1,500 KILOMETRES (930 Miles) 

What the fuck is happening

acklesalecki:

slothlifechoseme:

runyouclevertimelord:

spankmeniall:

lizziefaguire:

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS

THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS” 

WHY

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you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.

Wait, what the hell is grog?

i feel like somebody insulted me in a foreign language and then continued to insult me even though i don’t understand

thatguywhodrools:

littleliarxoxo:

Australians. Happy Australia Day. Proud to be Australian.

(I don’t own these photos)

Missing home so much right now

sergerolddayne:

australia is shortened to au because it’s an alternative universe where summer is winter and platypuses exist.

mr-egbutt:

basedhiyoko:

daedriac:

strazza-thats-me:

dankickedphilsstickz:

barackobaema:

Australians need to stfu moaning about how hot it is. You live in fucking Australia. You should be prepared for this shit. 

OH, I’M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?

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I COULDN’T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE INEVITABLE HEAT THAT WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OF

WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPLAIN AS MUCH AS WE WANT TO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

imageJUST IN CASE AMERICANS DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HOT 52˚C IS.

THANK

are you guys ok

NO

What are a few things you wish non-Australian people knew about Australia?
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bbc-breaks-hearts:

rockcandypassion:

I’ve been thinking about this ask for a while and here’s what I’ve come up with;

Australia is pronounced “uh-STRAY-lee-ah” rather than “AWW-stray-lee-ah”
Melbourne is pronounced “MEL-bin”, not “mel-BORN”
Brisbane is “BRIS-bin”, not “BRIS-bay-n”
Canberra is “CAN-brah”, not “can-BER-rah”

"Yeah nah" means no
"Nah yeah" means yes

"Fanny" means vagina, not butt

No-one under the age of 60 actually says “G’day mate”

Pies are full of meat

This is fairy bread and everyone should experience it’s magic at children’s birthday parties

These are thongs

These are biscuits

Male kangaroos obviously don’t have pouches because males DON’T HAVE BABIES

Kangaroos don’t just hang around people’s houses they’re wild anim- Oh wait this is my driveway;

THANK YOU

prguitarman:

peterfromtexas:

Snow in Australia? Nope, spider webs

via

NOPE

Finding Australians is fairly easy. Just ask them one question:

thecharliecharmander:

allhailthemightydoge:

milokerrigan:

Have you ever

ever felt like this?

WHEN STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN

ARE WE GOING ‘ROUND THE TWIST?

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awesomephilia:

padyluppet:

in case anyone is interested, in order:

afternoon
mcdonalds
utility vehicle
brisbane
full
barbeque
avocado
biscuits
bottle shop
bundaberg rum
cabernet sauvignon
chocolate
breakfast
compensation
methylated spirits
sandwich
sausage
spaghetti bolognaise
cigarette
football
garbage collector
boxed wine
kindergarten
kiss
politician
poker machine
registration
service station (gas station)
sick day
cigarette break
bottle of beer
can of beer
sweatpants/tracksuit pants
Volkswagen
vegetarian
u-turn

it sounds like the words little kids make up because the words are still too difficult to pronounce for them