cake-tea:

intoxifaded:

captaingustin:

i remember when they thought that a tsunami was going to crash into the east coast of australia

and it’s 8 in the morning, my neighbour comes out shirtless, in boardies with a beer and his thongs and he goes

“mate the last thing I need is a tsunami, I just repaved my driveway”

Are thongs different in Australia bcuz it’d be weird if your neighbor was wearing more than one

I believe you call them flip-flops my good man

(Source: georgeblagdiddy)

randomtroll:

t-ayloor:

australia.

There’s wildlife, then there’s fucking australia

(Source: togifs)

tastefullyoffensive:

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the-rogue-0f-light:

nerdblogging:

gamzeesmiracles:

physicist-waffle:

THIS IS ADORABLE

ok i think this was supposed to be cute but there was legit fear in my soul when they mentioned a spider galloping towards me

It’s galloping towards you for FRIENDSHIP? It’s cute dont h8

there’s one that lives in the computer room at my mom’s house. my step-dad named it antonio. [they still creep me right out but yeah they are harmles… huge and scary looking and skittery as fuck, but harmless].

(Source: 33rd-of-the-month)

ganongod:

harrysbear:

the heat wave in Australia last week 

Holy crap…

(Source: hipsterpls)

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this

crazygirlinabox:

dorkstrider:

am i gonna regret making this rebloggable

hhaahoran:

hhaahoran:

im not even kidding today i turned on the news this morning and it said that in australia they had to stop a golf match because kangaroos were roaming around on the golf course and i couldn’t stop laughing

i promise im being 100% honest im not just making fun of the australian stereotypes look 

(Source: whatscraicen)

lolsofunny:

did you know that the australian government literally changed the date of australia day this year because it was on a saturday and everyone was that upset about missing out on having a day off

remember when they pushed the time of the leader’s debate back a couple of hours because the final of masterchef was scheduled to air at the same time

advance australia fair

don’t forget when we officially renamed mcdonald’s

(Source: dorkstrider)

bigstupidbaby:

coming to australia? add “heaps/hell” and “aye” to everything.  instead of saying “this food is good” say “this food is heaps good aye”. congratulations. you are ready.