richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

slavesofpassion:

bilvee:

THE MOST AUSTRALIAN REACTION TO ANIME I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

OMG this is the most important thing I have seen in my entire life

caught:

airrogance:

sluttybitch2007:

ugly:

tyleroakley:

dance-0f-the-damned:

This is one of the most heart stopping videos I have ever seen, and felt the need to share this onto my blog. Terry Tufferson jumped off a cliff (The Manly Jump Rock as it is known) in Sydney Harbour, Australia, and landed right next to a great white shark! All filmed while he wore a GoPro. 

HOLY SHIT.

this is scary as hell

fuck that id just start crying.

HELL NAH

I don’t think I’ve ever been more scared from a video like fuck my heart almost stopped



bonzananza:

awesomephilia:

padyluppet:

in case anyone is interested, in order:

afternoon
mcdonalds
utility vehicle
brisbane
full
barbeque
avocado
biscuits
bottle shop
bundaberg rum
cabernet sauvignon
chocolate
breakfast
compensation
methylated spirits
sandwich
sausage
spaghetti bolognaise
cigarette
football
garbage collector
boxed wine
kindergarten
kiss
politician
poker machine
registration
service station (gas station)
sick day
cigarette break
bottle of beer
can of beer
sweatpants/tracksuit pants
Volkswagen
vegetarian
u-turn

it sounds like the words little kids make up because the words are still too difficult to pronounce for them

papagreglestrade

vonmunsterr:

untruephilosophy:

dorfs:

Having an Australian accent is like being sent to prison for a crime I didn’t commit

Being Australian is because of a crime you didn’t commit

Cruel

corellianred:

hello yes we are here to gatecrash your glittery europe thing

Australian time zones??????

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captaingustin:

i remember when they thought that a tsunami was going to crash into the east coast of australia

and it’s 8 in the morning, my neighbour comes out shirtless, in boardies with a beer and his thongs and he goes

“mate the last thing I need is a tsunami, I just repaved my driveway”